Short History of Drunkenness
Mark Forsyth

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Narrated By: Richard Hughes

Duration: 5 hours and 31 minutes

What to expect

Penguin presents the audiobook edition of A Short History of Drunkenness by Mark Forsyth, read by Sh*tfaced Shakespeare's Richard Hughes.

Almost every culture on earth has drink, and where there's drink there's drunkenness. But in every age and in every place drunkenness is a little bit different. It can be religious, it can be sexual, it can be the duty of kings or the relief of peasants. It can be an offering to the ancestors, or a way of marking the end of a day's work. It can send you to sleep, or send you into battle.

A Short History of Drunkenness traces humankind's love affair with booze from our primate ancestors through to Prohibition, answering every possible question along the way: What did people drink? How much? Who did the drinking? Of the many possible reasons, why? On the way, learn about the Neolithic Shamans, who drank to communicate with the spirit world (no pun intended), marvel at how Greeks got giddy and Romans got rat-arsed, and find out how bars in the Wild West were never quite like in the movies.

This is a history of the world at its inebriated best.

Genre

Social & cultural history, General & world history, Humour, Food & drink: beers & ciders, Food & drink: wines, Food & drink: spirits, liqueurs & cocktails, Food & drink: non-alcoholic beverages

Listen to a sample

Sometimes you see a book title that simply gladdens the heart. Everyone I showed this book to either smiled broadly or laughed out loud . . . This is a book of some brilliance - probably best consumed with a restorative glass of something by your side.

Daily Mail

As Mark Forsyth brilliantly shows, civilisation is built on booze. Egypt (beer), Greece and Rome (wine) depended on alcohol to create their mighty works. Where man drinks, he prospers, and vice versa. A toast to this spirits-fuelled spirits-lifter. Staggering!

Harry Mount, editor of The Oldie

Well researched and recounted with excellent humour, Forsyth's alcohol-ridden tale is sure to reduce anyone to a stupor of amazement.

Daily Express

A treat for the connoisseur who enjoys a robust anecdote from the past with his drink

The Telegraph, India

This year's must-have stocking filler ... the essential addition to the library in the smallest room is Mark Forsyth's The Etymologicon

Guardian

I thought I knew quite a bit about drinking but A Short History of Drunkenness made me look at inebriation anew. Each chapter amazed, challenged and stimulated me so much that I needed a stiff drink at the end of it.

Henry Jeffreys, author of Empire of Booze

Mark imparts knowledge about Christmas traditions from the essential to the (very) abstruse in wry and sardonic style. An effortless and enjoyable way to learn more about this fulcrum of our calendar

Paul Smiddy, Former Head of pan-European retail research, HSBC, on 'A Christmas Cornucopia'

Everything we ever thought about Christmas is wrong! Great stuff

Matthew Parris on 'A Christmas Cornucopia'

Reading like a TED talk delivered by a stand-up comedian, this made me laugh out loud more than my first ever night out on absinthe. As essential as a hip flask or a pack of pork scratchings for any true connoisseur of booze. A Short History of Drunkenness is this year's Ch√Ęteauneuf-du-Pape of Christmas books, no less. Bloody entertaining.

Emlyn Rees, author of 'The Very Hungover Caterpillar' and 'We're Going on a Bar Hunt'

This charming book proved so engrossing that while reading it I accidentally drank two bottles of wine without realising.

Rob Temple, author of Very British Problems

With a great eye for a story and a counterintuitive argument, Mark Forsyth has enormous fun breezing through 10,000 years of alcoholic history in a little more than 250 pages.

The Guardian

[The Etymologicon is] a perfect bit of stocking filler for the bookish member of the family, or just a cracking all-year-round-read. Highly recommended

The Spectator

Witty and revelatory. Blooming brilliant

Raymond Briggs on 'A Christmas Cornucopia'

Mark Forsyth wears his considerable knowledge lightly. He also writes beautifully

Guardian

With his casual elegance and melodious voice, Mark Forsyth has an anachronistic charm totally at odds with the 21st century

Sunday Times South Africa on'The Horologicon'

This entertaining study of drunkenness makes for a racy sprint through human history

Sunday Times

My favourite book of this and possibly any other Christmas is Mark Forsyth's A Short History of Drunkenness

The Spectator

Haha! . . . Highly suitable for Xmas!

Margaret Atwood

Forsyth's jokes are snappy and well delivered. Unlike most comical writers he never falls into the trap of confusing long-windedness with irony

Mail on Sunday

A brisk and brilliant romp through our hiccoughing history, drenched with wit. Bloody marvellous from first sip to last burp

Jason Hazeley, co-author of the Ladybird series (including 'The Ladybird Book of the Quiet Night In' and 'The Ladybird Book of the Hangover'

As good as promised - could have been thrice as long